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06-13-2007
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 Mr Bean 's jokes Hi guys i hope you all doing well i am pretty sure that most of us know Mr Bean so there are some of his jokes 1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! 2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! 4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)! 5) Marriage: Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse 6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner. 7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER: Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too! 8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. 9) Spelling lesson: Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure! i wish you enjoy it best regards |
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06-13-2007
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 رد: Mr Bean 's jokes Thanx This Is Really Funny |
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06-14-2007
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| رد: Mr Bean 's jokes your most welcome |
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#4
06-14-2007
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| رد: Mr Bean 's jokes looooooooool what a funny guy ......i like him thank you VIP for these Jokes ...they'r very nice especially, the first Joke best regards
_________________ ^ ^ ^ كان مشرف  " عزيزي العضو نرجوا منك التبليغ عن أي مشاركة مخالفه بالضغط على هذه الصورة  وتجنب المخالفات  لتتجنب إيقاف عضويتك" |
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06-15-2007
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| رد: Mr Bean 's jokes thanx a lot
_________________ لبيه يا الي تلبس الجنز لبيه.......وفي مشيها تشبه مسير الحمامه |
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