Men Are Hard To Please

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>Men Are Hard To Please
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>The problems with GUYS:
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>If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
>If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
>If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
>If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
>If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
>If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
>If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
>If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
>If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
>If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
>If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
>If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
>If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
>If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
>If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
>If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
>If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
>If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
>If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!


>& sooo hard to please!!!!!


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we are so poor when the matter is related to women